A Day off and a brand spanking new gnome
Good morning guys, we are as you know, still down in Devon. I had a day off from filming yesterday to give my poor bottom a little bit of a break. Fortunately it was weather wise, quite a nice day and I really enjoyed exploring the local area. It is so very different from London and does make a refreshing change from the everyday hustle and bustle. Saying that, I did manage to find quite a large shopping retail park (My sense of direction is rubbish but I can sniff out a shopping centre from fiftly miles lol) I spent a good few hours browsing around the shops. I decided that as the poor Spanker did not have the day off and had had to spend the day busy working that I would buy him a little present. It is a little known fact that he has a real penchant for garden gnomes (yes, I know, a little weird, but I like to have a good bottom spanking so have no cause to comment on other peoples eccentricities ha ha) So I decided to buy him one for his budding collection. Easier said than done! Not many shops stock the little fellas. I eventually found one in of all places, a supermarket. I bought him and wrapped him up and when I got back to the cottage, gave him to the hard at work Spanker. He really was chuffed! He does not get many presents, well, lets be honest, at that age you no longer celebrate your birthday lol. But he has told me that Nick (the name he has given to his gnome) will take pride of place in his garden. I can’t think why he wanted to call him that. I am having the day off today as well as I want my bottom to be in tip top shape for Master_Ravens visit on Friday. Rumour has it that he is none to impressed with the reports he has had of my behaviour. I am going to try and convince him that it is all lies but I very much doubt he will believe that. Anyway, more tomorrow. Kisses Sarah xx xx xx



OH I am so looking forward to our meeting young lady………….
I am not so sure about it now, maybe I was a little hasty…
Lol – you never learn do you ……………..
Lol, its more fun not to
Why do I have the David Bowie “Laughing Gnome” song in my head now ????
*whispers* one of them looks a little like Toad from Toad Hall don’t ya think? Complete with motor car
I think I shall pretend I did NOT hear that!
I heard it……………………